• Black fleece crewneck with the winter slogan printed across the chest.
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Gildan

I Wasn't Made For Winter Sweatshirt

I Wasn't Made For Winter Sweatshirt

$58.95 USD
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Product Type: Sweatshirts & Hoodies

Some jokes have a season and this is one of them. The line is a complaint about the cold printed on the thing you reach for when it is cold, which is the entire gag, and it means the shirt is at its funniest between October and March and slightly beside the point in July. Worth knowing before you buy it as a gift in spring.

Who This Joke Lands With

It suits the person who announces the weather at you every morning from November onward. The wording is short and set large, so it carries from across a kitchen without anybody leaning in, and it stays on the right side of self-deprecating rather than grumpy. If you want something that reads year round, take one of the sweatshirts whose line is not about the season: this one narrows to a few months of the year by design.

How The Print Reads

Three colorways, and the choice changes how loud it is. Black gives the print maximum separation, so the wording is the first thing anyone sees. Sport gray pulls the contrast down and lets the sweatshirt read as a plain crewneck until you are close. Light pink sits between them, warm enough that the joke feels lighter than it does on black. The print is digital and sits on the surface of the fleece, keeping the letterforms sharp rather than sinking into the pile.

Measurements For The Sizes We Stock

The blank is a Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck. Every figure below is in inches and taken on the garment laid flat.

Gildan 18000 garment measurements, in inches
Size Chest, flat Chest, around Length Sleeve
S 20 40 26 33.5
M 22 44 27 34.5
L 24 48 28 35.5
XL 26 52 29 36.5
2XL 28 56 30 37.5
3XL 30 60 31 38.5

The around column is the flat chest doubled and already includes room for a layer underneath. Sleeve runs from the back of the neck to the cuff rather than from the shoulder seam. Length is the drop from shoulder to hem, so it tells you where the sweatshirt finishes.

Fleece, Cuffs And Washing

Cotton and polyester fleece, brushed on the inside for warmth and smooth on the face so the print has a flat surface. The banded cuff is what actually keeps the draft out: an open sleeve on fleece lets warm air escape at the wrist, which is why a cuffed sweatshirt feels warmer than its weight suggests. Wash inside out and cool: fleece pills fastest when the brushed face rubs against a full drum, and a pilled surface around a printed area is what makes an otherwise good sweatshirt start looking tired. Dry it flat or on low if you want the banded cuffs to keep their grip.

Warmth, Color Wear And Collars

Is it warm enough to wear outdoors on its own? For a cold house, a short commute or an evening round a fire pit, yes. It is a mid-weight fleece with no wind layer, so on an exposed walk it needs something over it: fleece traps warm air but does nothing to stop wind pulling that air out.

Which color stays looking clean longest? Sport gray. Black shows lint and pet hair more than either of the others, and light pink shows marks soonest. Gray sits between the two and is the practical pick if the sweatshirt is going to live on the back of a chair.

Will the crewneck collar stretch out? Ribbed collars recover well as long as they are not dragged over the head by the neckband. Widen it with both hands at the shoulders instead and it keeps its shape for years.

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