{"product_id":"i-wasnt-made-for-winter-sweatshirt","title":"I Wasn't Made For Winter Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome jokes have a season and this is one of them. The line is a complaint about the cold printed on the thing you reach for when it is cold, which is the entire gag — and it means the shirt is at its funniest between October and March and slightly beside the point in July. Worth knowing before you buy it as a gift in spring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Joke Lands With\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the person who announces the weather at you every morning from November onwards. The wording is short and set large, so it carries from across a kitchen without anybody leaning in, and it stays on the right side of self-deprecating rather than grumpy. \u003cstrong\u003eIf you want something that reads year round, take one of the sweatshirts whose line is not about the season\u003c\/strong\u003e — this one narrows to a few months of the year by design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow The Print Reads\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree colorways, and the choice changes how loud it is. Black gives the print maximum separation, so the wording is the first thing anyone sees. Sport grey pulls the contrast down and lets the sweatshirt read as a plain crewneck until you are close. Light pink sits between them, warm enough that the joke feels lighter than it does on black. The print is digital and sits on the surface of the fleece, keeping the letterforms sharp rather than sinking into the pile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMeasurements For The Sizes We Stock\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe blank is a Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck. Every figure below is in inches and taken on the garment laid flat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGildan 18000 garment measurements, in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eChest, flat\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eChest, around\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe around column is the flat chest doubled and already includes room for a layer underneath. Sleeve runs from the back of the neck to the cuff rather than from the shoulder seam. Length is the drop from shoulder to hem, so it tells you where the sweatshirt finishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFleece, Cuffs And Washing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCotton and polyester fleece, brushed on the inside for warmth and smooth on the face so the print has a flat surface. \u003cstrong\u003eThe banded cuff is what actually keeps the draft out\u003c\/strong\u003e — an open sleeve on fleece lets warm air escape at the wrist, which is why a cuffed sweatshirt feels warmer than its weight suggests. Wash inside out and cool: fleece pills fastest when the brushed face rubs against a full drum, and a pilled surface around a printed area is what makes an otherwise good sweatshirt start looking tired. Dry it flat or on low if you want the banded cuffs to keep their grip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWarmth, Color Wear And Collars\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it warm enough to wear outdoors on its own?\u003c\/strong\u003e For a cold house, a short commute or an evening round a fire pit, yes. It is a mid-weight fleece with no wind layer, so on an exposed walk it needs something over it — fleece traps warm air but does nothing to stop wind pulling that air out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich color stays looking clean longest?\u003c\/strong\u003e Sport grey. Black shows lint and pet hair more than either of the others, and light pink shows marks soonest. Grey sits between the two and is the practical pick if the sweatshirt is going to live on the back of a chair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the crewneck collar stretch out?\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed collars recover well as long as they are not dragged over the head by the neckband. Widen it with both hands at the shoulders instead and it keeps its shape for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@type\":\"FAQPage\",\"mainEntity\":[{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Is it warm enough to wear outdoors on its own?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"For a cold house, a short commute or an evening round a fire pit, yes. It is a mid-weight fleece with no wind layer, so on an exposed walk it needs something over it.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Which color stays looking clean longest?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"Sport grey. 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