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If that wording is not something you would wear in front of colleagues, this is not your shirt — the graphic covers most of the chest and there is no styling around it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric And Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe blank is a unisex jersey short sleeve in 100% ring-spun cotton, cut to a retail fit rather than a boxy promotional shape. A ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and side seams keep the shoulders and hem from twisting after washing, which matters more on a printed tee than on a plain one: a garment that stretches out of shape distorts the artwork with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eColors, Sizes And What To Expect\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour colorways: pink, athletic heather, heather mint and ash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S through 3XL, cut unisex, so size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe print is digital, so the colors sit on the surface of the fabric rather than soaking through — turn it inside out to wash and the artwork stays sharp.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWording, Gifting And Print Placement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is the wording shown in the photos but not written out here?\u003c\/strong\u003e Because a product page is read in places the shirt is not — search results, a shared link, a gift receipt. Keeping the exact phrasing in the photograph means nobody can order this without having seen it, while our own writing stays clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a safe gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e No, and not only because of the language. The joke is about body shape and eating, which lands very differently depending on who is reading it. 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