{"product_id":"coffee-in-one-hand-hustle-sweatshirt","title":"Coffee In One Hand Hustle In The Other Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo things held at once, printed across the chest of a crewneck fleece. It is a working-morning joke rather than a weekend one, which is why it reads best on the sweatshirt you actually put on before the first meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Joke Lands With\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the person whose day starts before it is supposed to and who treats caffeine as infrastructure. The wording is set in a mixed script and block capitals, so it reads as a design at a glance and as a sentence when someone stops to look — which makes it wearable in an office in a way that a shouted punchline is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow The Print Reads\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour colorways, all of them heathered: heather prism peach, athletic heather, mauve and black heather. Heathered cloth is spun from mixed fibres, so the ground is flecked rather than flat and the printed letters sit on visible texture. That takes a little hardness off the edges and is the reason these read softer than the same design would on a solid color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMeasurements For The Sizes We Stock\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA unisex crewneck, so the table matters more than a guess at your usual size. Every figure is in inches, taken on the sweatshirt laid flat rather than on a body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, for the sizes stocked here\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eChest, flat\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eChest, around\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSmall\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMedium\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eLarge\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eX-Large\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXX-Large\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXXX-Large\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe around figure is the flat measurement doubled and already allows for a layer underneath — that is why a Small crewneck reads 40 inches where a Small tee reads 36. Sleeve is measured from the back of the neck to the cuff, not from the shoulder, which is why it looks long. \u003cstrong\u003eWidth grows two inches per step against one of length\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the larger sizes get squarer rather than simply bigger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWashing And Everyday Wear\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cloth is a cotton and polyester fleece blend, brushed on the inside for warmth and kept smooth on the face so the print has a flat surface to sit on. Wash it inside out and cool. Fleece pills where the brushed side rubs against a full drum, and pilling around a printed area is what makes a sweatshirt start looking older than it is. Dry flat or on low if you want the cuffs to keep their grip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLayering, Cuffs And Color Wear\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there room for a shirt underneath?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes at your usual size — the width figures above already allow for a layer, which is why they run wider than a t-shirt of the same nominal size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo the banded cuffs actually matter?\u003c\/strong\u003e More than the fabric weight does. An open sleeve lets warm air escape at the wrist every time you move your arm; a banded cuff traps it, which is why a mid-weight sweatshirt with cuffs beats a heavier one without them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich of the four shows wear most?\u003c\/strong\u003e Black heather. 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